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The Artless Codger: Brain Poison Epidemiology Specialist
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sarcasmosis
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Wed, Apr. 14th, 2010 07:42 pm
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we watched moon. epic masterpiece. it affected me.
how could people be so fucking terrible. how also can we be so effective at being alone.
it sent us on a spiral.
i'm getting pretty tired of my on-again off-again psycho levels of empathy. what if it happened to me? that's the theme of everything i don't detach myself from. subjectivate it. it's my feelings now. then i notice, and then i get mad. this shit is not compatible with my job.
"i don't know" is the phrase that keeps this journal a-goin'.
p.s. tired of this terrible-but-steady life shit too. fuck a limbo. sorry hermes. Tags: down, film, psych Current Music: The Future Sound of London – Quagmire.   
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Fri, Feb. 12th, 2010 04:53 pm
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and here, at the dawning of yet another decade, i am still hopelessly "addicted" to "caffeine" with no signs of improvement. dear me circa 1998,
this sucks. do better.
thanks,
pre-future me.
post-script: i know you don't drink, but let's get pissed. high five. , me Current Music: Aphex Twin - Pulsewidth.
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Wed, Jan. 20th, 2010 09:26 pm
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went to doctor. got a prescription for twelve albuterols and advairs. no sinus infection. i know where to go when my ankle fucks up again. they gave me tons of referrals and information about my diseases.
new lease on life. i was afraid i was going to suffocate to deathlihood.
when you say "thug" with a quick thick cockney accent, it sounds like fuck.
had a huge disaster at work but i'm over it. holding steady. Tags: drugs, sick, up Current Music: Tayo Meets Acid Rockers Uptown - Dread Cowboy
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Fri, Jan. 1st, 2010 02:38 pm
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kind of like last year (or a couple years before), i figured i'd wrap it up again. i was not a huge fan of this decade, but it is our decade. badnesses: goodnesses: this rollercoaster done got subdued and hogtied~! look at that last thing there i mean god damn. overcoming confidence crisis with smoothitude is first step to being smooth operator. this year we intend to eat out fancily and go to concerts and do it more and go to the beach. i also intend to do stuff. , list Current Music: Skream - Dutch Flowerz.
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Sun, Oct. 18th, 2009 07:01 pm
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the other day i noticed i hadn't changed the little text banner that displays over my phone's hilarious background image since we moved to oregon. before, it said "ford the river" because we were rocking the oregon trail.
now it's been over a year and that message made no sense at all anymore, so i changed it.
now it says "it's just the phone" to apply to current situational humor. Tags: oregon, work Current Mood: NAPPLE NAPPLE NAPPLE Current Music: Coki - Red Eye.
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Thu, Oct. 15th, 2009 07:14 pm
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just because you're paranoid, that don't mean nothing. it don't mean shit. you're just paranoid. no one is after anything, because they don't even care that much.
actually, it's probably more of that crisis confidence soup splattering itself all over your brainspace. ignore it, relax, get comfortable, and continue like it's as nice as it seems. four hours of mandatory overtime a week is a plus after a year of unemployment.
they gave me an ipod shuffle today. soon i might have insurance. Tags: psych, work Current Music: Silkie - Planet X.
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Tue, Sep. 15th, 2009 02:07 pm
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i think joose might be the worst commercially produced drink i've ever had (outside of the coca-cola museum). it was additional exponential layers of failure that led me to getting the jungle flavor, whatever the hell that means. it was a dare. so, about halfway through the can (on day 2), i figured it would be easier to put the damn drink in a cup of ice and maybe the ice would neutralize some of the effects of the grape kool-aid concentrate reacting with the somehow-expired kerosene. it was a good idea. i thought, since it tasted like grape, it would be purple. she expected it to be orange. ah but no, turns out...fucking shit is exactly the same color as ecto cooler. green kool-aid green. so i poured a fat glass of what i then knew to be diluted snot and finished the goddamn thing after a couple hours. it felt like a bad trick on double dare. ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.2) gardenofevils nailed it: it's the worst of both worlds. and when you're talking about the worlds of energy drinks and malt liquors, anyway it was gross. Skream - Kut-off.
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Mon, Aug. 31st, 2009 01:29 pm
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thanks to the big release and a flex day resulting from training, i had a very interesting first week of on-the-floor work.
i got more overtime my first week at this job (exceptional situation being the new release) than i did the last year or two at the movie theatre. i got a flex day and thus with sneaky planning my first week was followed by a three day weekend. i received both free pizza and free sub sandwiches the first week of real work, both of which were awesome.
so the talking point is i'm paranoid and waiting for the other shoe to drop. the reality is probably closer to this is finally that cool (not perfect but cool) job i've been waiting for almost a decade to get. maybe it's just time for everything to not suck for a while.
and you know what that sounds like? that sounds like thinking positive. Tags: thinking positive, work Current Music: Eddie Money - Two Tickets To Paradise.
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