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Chesterville McPwnington
Tue, Oct. 12th, 2010 09:55 pm
remember the internet man that was awesome

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Thu, May. 13th, 2010 07:19 pm

this livejournal's paid status expires in five days.

i'm mildly undecided as to action.

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Mon, Apr. 12th, 2010 06:20 pm


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Tue, Apr. 6th, 2010 02:33 pm

stupid ass busted ass fucking wordpress script bullshit

This should be basically self-explanatory.



I'M SHARING WITH LIVEJOURNAL

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Mon, Mar. 22nd, 2010 02:49 pm

This should basically be self-explanatory.

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Sun, Mar. 21st, 2010 10:54 pm

it seems i stabilized that whole work thing. today was pretty rough, but i seem to have it mostly completely under control.

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Current Music: Buscemi - Ramiro's Theme.

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Thu, Mar. 18th, 2010 11:05 pm

it seems life is better in high definitions.

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Wed, Mar. 10th, 2010 06:59 pm


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Current Music: Thom Yorke – Black Swan.

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Tue, Mar. 2nd, 2010 12:23 am

This should be basically self-explanatory.

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Chesterville McPwnington
Thu, Feb. 18th, 2010 12:22 am

i will not put every cat video i make on the journal. exceptional ones maybe, but after this it will only be if they're special.


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Chesterville McPwnington
Mon, Feb. 15th, 2010 06:49 pm

the cat bites the window. in hd.



crash course in new video camera testing: succeed

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Current Music: Orbital - Kein Trink Wasser.

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Chesterville McPwnington
Fri, Feb. 12th, 2010 04:53 pm

and here, at the dawning of yet another decade, i am still hopelessly "addicted" to "caffeine" with no signs of improvement.
dear me circa 1998,

this sucks. do better.

thanks,

pre-future me.

post-script: i know you don't drink, but let's get pissed.
high five.

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Current Music: Aphex Twin - Pulsewidth.

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Wed, Jan. 20th, 2010 09:26 pm

went to doctor. got a prescription for twelve albuterols and advairs. no sinus infection. i know where to go when my ankle fucks up again. they gave me tons of referrals and information about my diseases.

new lease on life. i was afraid i was going to suffocate to deathlihood.

when you say "thug" with a quick thick cockney accent, it sounds like fuck.


had a huge disaster at work but i'm over it. holding steady.

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Current Music: Tayo Meets Acid Rockers Uptown - Dread Cowboy

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Chesterville McPwnington
Fri, Jan. 1st, 2010 02:38 pm

kind of like last year (or a couple years before), i figured i'd wrap it up again.

i was not a huge fan of this decade, but it is our decade.

badnesses:goodnesses:this rollercoaster done got subdued and hogtied~! look at that last thing there i mean god damn. overcoming confidence crisis with smoothitude is first step to being smooth operator.

this year we intend to eat out fancily and go to concerts and do it more and go to the beach. i also intend to do stuff.

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Current Music: Skream - Dutch Flowerz.

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Chesterville McPwnington
Fri, Nov. 27th, 2009 03:07 pm

  • modern warfare 2 good
  • work stable; stats in the green
  • sick on thanksgiving again
  • excited to soon be able to visit a non-emergency doctor for the first time in a half decade.
  • greatly dislikes the state of the popular culture

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Chesterville McPwnington
Tue, Nov. 24th, 2009 04:01 am

i like left 4 dead 2 way more than i expected. i still want to say, for the record, it's the same fucking game. it's a patch.

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Current Music: Distance - My Demons.

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Chesterville McPwnington
Mon, Nov. 2nd, 2009 10:25 pm

i like borderlands.

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Current Music: Benga - Night (feat. Coki).

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Chesterville McPwnington
Sun, Oct. 18th, 2009 07:01 pm

the other day i noticed i hadn't changed the little text banner that displays over my phone's hilarious background image since we moved to oregon. before, it said "ford the river" because we were rocking the oregon trail.

now it's been over a year and that message made no sense at all anymore, so i changed it.

now it says "it's just the phone" to apply to current situational humor.

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Current Music: Coki - Red Eye.

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Chesterville McPwnington
Thu, Oct. 15th, 2009 07:14 pm

just because you're paranoid, that don't mean nothing. it don't mean shit. you're just paranoid. no one is after anything, because they don't even care that much.

actually, it's probably more of that crisis confidence soup splattering itself all over your brainspace. ignore it, relax, get comfortable, and continue like it's as nice as it seems. four hours of mandatory overtime a week is a plus after a year of unemployment.

they gave me an ipod shuffle today. soon i might have insurance.

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Current Music: Silkie - Planet X.

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Chesterville McPwnington
Tue, Oct. 6th, 2009 03:23 am

lost 400 gigs of music. nasty click.

the plan is to get it all back as my head demands it. will it take another five years, or more?

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Current Music: Breakage – Strumpet.

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Chesterville McPwnington
Mon, Sep. 28th, 2009 12:10 am

everything about the wedding was as close to perfect as i've ever seen. i'm glad everyone pulled off such a winning event, and i'm glad we were here for it and that i had the opportunity to help a little.

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Tue, Sep. 15th, 2009 02:07 pm

i think joose might be the worst commercially produced drink i've ever had (outside of the coca-cola museum). it was additional exponential layers of failure that led me to getting the jungle flavor, whatever the hell that means. it was a dare.

so, about halfway through the can (on day 2), i figured it would be easier to put the damn drink in a cup of ice and maybe the ice would neutralize some of the effects of the grape kool-aid concentrate reacting with the somehow-expired kerosene. it was a good idea.

i thought, since it tasted like grape, it would be purple. she expected it to be orange. ah but no, turns out...fucking shit is exactly the same color as ecto cooler. green kool-aid green. so i poured a fat glass of what i then knew to be diluted snot and finished the goddamn thing after a couple hours. it felt like a bad trick on double dare.

gardenofevils nailed it: it's the worst of both worlds. and when you're talking about the worlds of energy drinks and malt liquors, anyway it was gross.

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Current Music: Skream - Kut-off.

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Chesterville McPwnington
Sun, Sep. 13th, 2009 11:04 pm

is this week three? i lost track. high volume smoothitude commencing.

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Current Music: Kaos, Karl K & Jae Kennedy - Studio 54 (Basic Operations remix).

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Chesterville McPwnington
Tue, Sep. 8th, 2009 02:19 pm



Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh she was shakin'
Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh she was shakin'
Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh she was shakin'
Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh she was shakin'

(video does not seem to be about what they are talking about)

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Mon, Aug. 31st, 2009 01:29 pm

thanks to the big release and a flex day resulting from training, i had a very interesting first week of on-the-floor work.

i got more overtime my first week at this job (exceptional situation being the new release) than i did the last year or two at the movie theatre. i got a flex day and thus with sneaky planning my first week was followed by a three day weekend. i received both free pizza and free sub sandwiches the first week of real work, both of which were awesome.

so the talking point is i'm paranoid and waiting for the other shoe to drop. the reality is probably closer to this is finally that cool (not perfect but cool) job i've been waiting for almost a decade to get. maybe it's just time for everything to not suck for a while.

and you know what that sounds like? that sounds like thinking positive.

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Current Music: Eddie Money - Two Tickets To Paradise.

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Chesterville McPwnington
Fri, Aug. 21st, 2009 09:36 pm

i have finished my training program. now there's a week of training wheels floor work and then regular schedule and whatever.

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Current Music: Skream - Emotionally Mute (outro).

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Chesterville McPwnington
Wed, Aug. 19th, 2009 09:33 pm

today we had to put our beautiful little kitten to sleep. she doesn't have to be sick anymore. we hate that our adventure with her had to end, but nothing could be prevented or corrected. she was 11 years old and the last alive of her litter.

it was cancer; i am not interested in providing more details. we are doing what we can to handle it. it was a peaceful and calm end to a heart-crushing ordeal. everyone has been supportive and helpful and the three of us will eventually be able to move on.

what a horrible day. she didn't deserve this. there is a terrible emptiness to home now.

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Chesterville McPwnington
Wed, Aug. 19th, 2009 06:01 am

yesterday's twitter noise:


  • 21:55 I'm told I'm handling this surprisingly well. #

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Tue, Aug. 18th, 2009 06:03 am

yesterday's twitter noise:

  • 16:24 Brain overload. Trodding through a bad dream at super surreal half speed. #
  • 21:34 Funky Forest: The First Contact was top-notch surrealism. A modern Japanese dream. www.imdb.com/title/tt0451829/ #
  • 21:50 Popcap's empire is so huge that it is becoming a threat to national security. #
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Chesterville McPwnington
Sat, Aug. 15th, 2009 01:14 am
aced another test.

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